slap an english accent on any boy idk what he looks like but on a scale of 1-10 he is instantly 5 points higher 

gross

gowns:

elaine stritch prays before she goes onstage

cyberho:

like i’m not even joking when I say that I always assume people in real life are straight like I could see a guy kissing another guy while wearing a lady gaga shirt and my brain would be like don’t be weird they’re prob just really good buddies, remember you’re the only queer person in the world and u r gonna die alone 

I'm very practiced at twirling. I took a lot of ballet. The reason I wear the ponchos and the big shawl-y chiffon things is because I realized from a very young age that if you're five feet one and aren't twirling a baton of fire, you need something that is gonna make you be seen from far away.”

my sex drive is back i guess