well now i just don’t know how to feel about all this

one time i went out with this kid and he started stroking my hair and speaking italian and i was not having any of it and i asked what he said and he goes “i’ve always wanted a doll like this” and i’m sure he meant it to be sweet and romantic but i’m not kidding when i tell you i literally went like


"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

fuck these guys tbh


what i do?

Anonymous: "Do you think it's a coincidence that so many people hate you and think your humor is lazy?"


as in “so many people” do you mean literally 1 person, theodore smellner, who lives across from the garbage dump and doesn’t know how to velcro his own shoes?  then yes

#tbt #servingfish #nipslip

"Don’t dream it, be it."

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)