i get an awful lot of sleep for someone who wakes up at noon, takes a nap, and has at least one Red Bull per day

relatable 

*is in the full bloom of loveliness* 

Title: Time Of The Season
Artist: The Zombies
Played: 2177 times


“jealous and territorial 4 same” — my grindr profile

the kid at the gas station who i thought might’ve been flirting with me said he recognized me on grindr which saves me the trouble of not to fucking with him because any idiot knows that half of the guys on that god forsaken app are D I S C R E E T and if he said that to the wrong guy he could’ve gotten his ass kicked, especially around here

  • me to my dog: you never dance with me anymore

life is awful, have you noticed