I was going to say “can I do it with my vagina” but I thought that’d be too inappropriate.
carly, i need you to hit me in the head with your vagina as hard as you possibly can
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.
if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going
fuck doing anything i don’t want to do
IDK HOW TO DEAL WITH RESPONSIBILITIES OR JUST HOW TO HANDLE ANYTHING LIFE IS DUMB