horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

Title: Time After Time
Artist: Chet Baker
Played: 142 times

Chet Baker — Time After Time (1956)


Title: Angel Of The Morning
Artist: Juice Newton
Played: 48581 times


clickherefortheinternet:

i like to blame my anger and bad attitude on my ethnicity and zodiac sign cause excuses exist for a reason

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

yet more evidence that i am the superior dane

as if we needed more proof

dane dehaan is straight? and married??? what the fuck is that about

/society/

it’s a small consolation thinking that it’s because of society and not my insufferable personality lmao

a lot of people want to go to bed with me tbh, but if we ever take the time to go a step beyond that, every single person checks out. and that makes me feel like shiiiiiiiit

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

i take edie beale very very seriously 

shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

i was watching christine ebersole at the tony’s and it dawned on me and i was like “oh shit