well now i just don’t know how to feel about all this
one time i went out with this kid and he started stroking my hair and speaking italian and i was not having any of it and i asked what he said and he goes “i’ve always wanted a doll like this” and i’m sure he meant it to be sweet and romantic but i’m not kidding when i tell you i literally went like
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
fuck these guys tbh
as in “so many people” do you mean literally 1 person, theodore smellner, who lives across from the garbage dump and doesn’t know how to velcro his own shoes? then yes